My Name Is Geoff

Cupcakes

2009-05-15T12:13:00.001-07:00

Going camping.

Yeah, so...

2009-04-26T12:28:00.000-07:00

I haven't posted so much on the blog lately. The Empty Pack of Extra is coming May 16th.

There's been something on my mind for a wile, this "Bob" thing. The thing is that it's one of those copy and paste thing with YouTube. It's this stick figure that says, "This is Bob, copy and paste him so he can take over youtube." SCREW BOB! If ever copy and paste Bob, go sit in the corner with none of the friends you don't have!!!!

There has been a problem with people I like to call spamz0rz. They send you random comments and messages. Take this for example:

"Hi there manz0r, I watch a few of your videos, and I liked them. Perhaps you would to check out mine and subscribe."

I hate spamz0rz. I even got one today, but I'm not telling you about it.

PIECE!

The Empty Pack of Extra

2009-04-01T12:53:00.000-07:00

Hey.

So you know, a new web series is coming in May called "The Empty Pack of Extra." What it's gonna be about is I have an empty pack of Extra gum and pretend it's a physiologist, BUT it does everything wrong, so you'll be lawling your ass off! Just wait people, OH AND...

I'm using a different font called Verdana, it look REALLY different from normal font.

Well...

2009-03-26T13:03:00.000-07:00

Season 2 of Random Geoff is underway, WATCH IT B@TCH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ew2PheuWs

There will be more!!!

I don't know why I'm still up.

2009-03-14T19:58:00.000-07:00

The clock says 11pm, LOL! New comedy comes Monday or Tuesday.

I noticed something...

2009-03-07T13:57:00.001-08:00

Right now, I'm at 97 videos total! So what should I do for 100th video? See ya!

Hey just so know...

2009-03-05T13:08:00.000-08:00

I'm not posting the Helena and Hermea videos any more on my main channel, but on a different channel that I have have for about 2 months. If you are not subscribed to it, you must.

http://www.youtube.com/user/flame107

Main channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/amusingsbnl

I don't know why I included my main channel.

Lol, sorry.

2009-03-04T13:33:00.000-08:00

Haven't made an entry for this blog for a long time. I'm doing a series starting Friday March 13th called "Crazy Irish Man." It were I pretend to be some Irish person, (witch I am believe it or not,) and he talks about stories of his past and all of that. I'm starting this the Friday closest to St. Patrick's Day just to let you know.

If you don't know yet, I'll make a video on March 14th (Pi day) of a video of me calculating pi. (I know it's out of my typical videos but whatever, if you think of it, do it!(Meaning a video.(Did I just use left parenthesis 3 times already? LAWL!)

I don't have many ideas right now so ether leave a comment below, or a youtube message of some suggestions, ether way I'm going to read them.

Scout Sunday and Snowshoeing.

2009-02-09T04:51:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was my scout troop's annul Scout Sunday. This was my first time. We will go to different church every year. This year we did it at my church. We sang Kum ba ya and my friend from the troop Thane play guitar. It was really fun.

Later that day into the night, me and the troop went to America's Stonehenge to do this thing called snowshoeing. Snowshoes are these metal heavy kinda sandal things that you put on your feet and go walking in the snow with them. It's nothing like skiing.

New comedy coming.

2009-02-05T13:35:00.000-08:00

A new video for either Tomorrow of Saturday.

An Eygpt thing.

2009-02-04T04:54:00.000-08:00

Today my school is doinig its annul Egypt "museme." When its in the school, but its like one, we got a topic to choose about ancient Egypt, I got mythology. I might make a video of my tri-board thing and the presentation, but not in school. It'll be like the presentatoin but you can see it over and over again as much as you want to!

- Geoff

Prepare yourselfs.

2009-01-30T12:06:00.000-08:00

Random Geoff season is in less than 2 months now! Also the series "IM WILD" starts in March. So just wait. A new comedy is coming hopefully a few days. I'm going to the moutains tomarrow, and I'll be there all day long, so I can't be avalabe to talk or anything.

-Geoff

HOLY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-01-17T06:40:00.000-08:00

We have lots of snow planning to come tommarw night. And we have negitive tempiture, so life is crap as we see it now.

Nothing to say.

2009-01-15T04:52:00.000-08:00

Well, I gotta make this quick. I'm goning to skool soon, I wanna make an entry, but... haz nothing to say...

- Geoff

Happy brithday to me. (1 freaking day late.) :p

2009-01-08T04:02:00.000-08:00

I turn 12 yesterday.

A vist to Peter.

2009-01-04T11:21:00.000-08:00

I have this friend in Maine. His name is Peter. He's the second oldest of the kids in his family, and has 6 brothers and sisters including him. His family had to move because this weekend. So we came to help them yesterday. It took about a hour and a half to drive to the house, and I think the new house was 40 minutes away. We got to the house, but before we got to park, we saw Peter's dad on a 36 foot U-hual truck, so my dad decided to go with.

Peter has a pet rat, and so does his older sister, Natille. They're two girls, Bandet and Rascel. They're kept in the same cage. We said hello to them before we got down to business, getting stuff in the car, and bringing it to the new house.

We went to the new house and back twice. First time I went with my mom, Peter, Peter's younger sister Mary, and Peter's younger brother Nathan. Nathan was put in a carseat in between me and Mary. I couldn't adjust the seatbelt, it was an uncomortable 40 minutes.

We got there, and I thougt it was a pretty nice place. Peter Mary and Nathan had to share the same room. That was same for Peter's two younger brothers, Christopher and Matthew. But Natille gets a room all for herself. But the reason of this is that the house doesn't have enouth rooms for just one person him or herself. But I think its real hard for Peter's mom to care for half a dozen, and I mean LITERALLY, HALF A DOZEN OF CHILDREN!

It was about 6pm, and we were pretty much done with packing everything. So we settled down and had fun after a busy day. I had a lot of diet coke because they had diet coke. A few hours went by, and it was time for the kids to go to bed. So we went home. But I forgot to go to the bathroom. It was a long way back home, I was thinking I was goning to explode. But of course, no one ever exploded when they forgot to got to the bathroom. :p

-Geoff

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

2009-01-01T07:17:00.001-08:00

If you don't know what today is suppoust to be, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New years eve.

2008-12-31T08:06:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow is New years day, so that makes today New years eve. I had a small breakdown this morning though...

I got up and took my mom's camera because I wanted to make a video about the ginea pigs. But then for some reason, it broke itself it wouldn't turn back on. So were gonna need a new camera. But besides that, today's going pretty well.

It's only a few hours away before 2009 is here. In the guitar hero world tour, there is venue that actully time's square in NYC. And it is when they're about to drop the ball for new year. Then you get to play on some type of flying machine, powered by theese giant eagles. And the credits are rolling while you can play "Pull me Under" by Dream Theater. But you don't really NEED to play it, just watch the credits if you want to.

BTW My 12th brithday is on the 7th.

I'll lay my ass down and make an entry.

2008-12-30T12:23:00.000-08:00

Hope all of you out there had a good Crhistmas, cuz belive it or not, its over. I get to stay out of school until Janurary 5th. Seeing that its a long time bettwen now and that day, you can imagane how boerd I could be most of the time. UR FRIGGING RONG!!! I got guitar hero world tour, its so much fun! I wake up at about 5 am, when everyone else is still in bed, and I turn on the consle, and ROCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then all of a sudden, it's 11, and I just wasted 6 hours play guitar hero.

I also got 2 new ginea pigs, they're to girls only 9 weeks old. I named theam both after two characters from Shakespere's "Midsummer Nitghts Dream." Helena and Hermea. I take theam out of the cage daily. They like to run away from my hand, but you know, they're just babies.

Well yeah, that's all I have to say for now, BYE!

-Geoff

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2008-12-19T03:37:00.003-08:00

xcnb xhjjfkrgyguggbhud7yuiwwgvytryygyuregurrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrtyugrfvfdgfjdghfbvhjbytbruebfyue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-18T03:29:00.001-08:00

7, I IZ PISSING MYSELF NOW!!!

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-17T03:43:00.001-08:00

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-16T03:50:00.001-08:00

9 more frickin dayz!!!

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-15T03:16:00.001-08:00

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-14T06:12:00.001-08:00

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-13T09:35:00.000-08:00

December 13th, THATS 12 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-12T03:41:00.000-08:00

I made cookies last nite for a caroling thing were we sing Chrismas carols.

Either way, 13 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXICMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-11T03:39:00.000-08:00

14 MORE DAYZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chrismas is 15 days.

2008-12-10T16:02:00.000-08:00

Well... HAPPY NEW YEAR! YAY!!!!!!!!!! There's just one problem with that therory, its not even close to new year, first comes Boxing day my favorite holiday! But before it is Chrismas. And if I'm accurate with the calender, Chrismas is in 15 days. There are a lot of things that make Chrismas so great! You get, PRESANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yet, u also need to give, but that won't kill ya, rite? Especily not in this econemy. (THAT'S SARCASEM!) Also you get to decorate the whole house lights and ornements, and a tree of course! There are many great songs inspierd by this holiday, like "Jingle bells" and "Deck the halls." Sing crap like that with ur friends a family. DON'T READ THE NEXT PART OF THIS UNLESS IF UR ATLEAST 5 OR OLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the time of Chrismas some little kids belive that a fat guy named Santa comes and brings theam presents. Hate to break it to ya lil buddies out there, but there's no such thing. Its just ur parents and other loved ones that get u preasents, but not Santa. I asked for a lot of things this Chrismas, I think I'll share a few with you:

Super Mario Bros, for nintendo DS
Better digital camera cuz the one I haz now sux
GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yea, MERRY CHRISMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updates 4 meh youtube.

2008-12-04T13:13:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/user/amusingsbnl

U can haz info about update for what Im gonna do on youtube!!! I would lyk 2 make a vido of meh dogehs playing in snow, but its not snowin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*( naw well. Sunday March 22nd is the beginging of season 2 of Random Geoff, so here's what I'll do the week b4:

March 16: SMACKDOWN NITE: The funniest moments from season 1 all seen in a vidio.
March 17: DISCUSSION NITE: I talk with ppl about the new season.
March 18: REMIX NITE: I make an awesome techno remix of funny moments.
March 19: PARODIE NITE: Feel free to make a parody of an episode!
March 20: RAP NITE: an awesome rap about RG.
March 21: PREVIEW NITE: A teaser trailer.

On pi day 2009, I make a video of me doing pi.

Along with RG, im making another new series called "Empty pack of Extra Gum." U'll see.

I should make an Easter blog for easter 2009, i think bout it.

Me and my friends formed a small rock band called, "Rats in paper mache." I'm thinking about a video of on of our songs.

There is a new webpage called "failblog" were you submit funny pictures and videos. I am think about making a video with my friends that could be on failblog.

http://failblog.org/

The days beetwen July 6 and July 12 will be a sub4sub week. If you are subscribed to me within those days, I subscribe back.

:p

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-25T15:54:00.000-08:00

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW Y I IZ ARGRY???????????? I'LL TELL YA WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAZ NUTEEN 2 DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I IZ NOT GONNA DO MEH HOMEWORK CUZ IT IZ NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE REVIEWED THE SAME CRAP IN SCIENCE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD PLAY FETCH WITH DOGS, BUT BRODIE IS TOO WILD, JACKEY IZ TOO TIRED, AND GONZO IS A BIT OF BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAZ NUTEEN 2 DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

BACK IN ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-21T03:55:00.000-08:00

I haven't made a video for youtube in a long time... UTILL NOW!!!!!!!!!! Click here for any of the 3 vidios I posted:

http:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=becD5ltZai8 //www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUgyzFuQDxY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3TXw5w_yIY

K?

I AM SO SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-17T04:00:00.000-08:00

I iz such a genius! Would u like to know y? I TELL YA! I have found a way to not use a lot of money dis Holiday season! I don't even need to go to any stores! I just took items that I founded in the house, and pretended they were Xmas presents 4 my family! I'll give a sliver bowl to my mom, a tomato to my Dad, and a pack of batteries for my sister! They won't even susspekt that they are things that are in the house!!!!!!!! MUUUUAAAAAAAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing good about morning is SLEEPING through it.

2008-11-15T05:11:00.000-08:00

Well, now that football iz over, I don't have to woory bout when 2 get up on Sat mornz. I sleeped till 7.

Short notice, K?

Sometimes, the wrong things are right

2008-11-11T03:36:00.000-08:00

It's Veterans' Day.

What I would like to talk with u 'bout t'day iz when if ur doing the wrong tig, u better haz a fricking good reason!

U can haz examples:
Speeding iz wrong, but if it's cuz ur house iz on fire, then u can do eh.
Stabing someone in the head iz wrong, but if it's cuz that person killed ur pa, then u can do eh.
Blackmailing iz wrong, but if it haz detalz, and juicy imfomation about a crimanal, then do eh.
Stealing iz wrong, but if the imem ur stealing belongs to u, and or iz a family airloom, then do eh.

Thosse are some examples of when the wrong things are right.

Plz, spit out ur painkiller gum, and DON'T take out another piece!

2008-11-10T13:11:00.000-08:00

(fiction)

I chew gum because it's painkiller gum that I chew. They export it illegely from Mexico to US A. But my princible won't doesn't care. This is what sucks about my school, they won't allow gum, no exceptions! Then when my teacher noticed, she told me to spit out my gum. I say no, and then she starts saying, "I've got a flameflower that I aint'nt afraid to use" and " I'll throw off u a 3,000 foot ledge."

She had to do stuff like that, she a teacher! Later, the flavor died, and I didn't have the whole pack, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(/fiction)

What I did today.

2008-11-03T12:43:00.000-08:00

It was Monday. The worst day ever. I woke up at 6 in the morn. I went downstairs for breakfast. I put coke in my cerel. It tasted really bad! Whatever, I'm not gonna do it again. I went to school. Math is the first class in the schoolday as always for me. Then we read for an hour. Then we get a break just to hang with friends. We then get to do art with the art teacher at school. I love art! We do it every Monday. Then we had socil studies. Then lunch. Writing, that was last period. Then I went home. Witch now leads us here. That was my day, so far.

Football is over

2008-11-02T14:45:00.000-08:00

I may not have told you, but I play football. Our last game was today. I asked my mom to take a few videos when I was playing.

That is only one of them. I'm not going to post everything here that my mom video taped. I posted the rest of them on Youtube. So you can go to my youtube account and see them.
For practice and games we had to show up real early. That is what I didn't like to much about it. I'm going to think about playing again when the season starts in August. Mabye, mabye not.

Yesterday...

2008-11-01T04:23:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was too busy 4 me. First of all, Yesterday was Halloween, so how cool is that? I spent the night hanging by the doorstep. I gave out candy. our first two trickortreaters were 2 teens that were not in costumes, but they wanted candy. One was fat, the other was phat.

In school yesterday, we worked on lockdown procideure. Lockdown iz when if there iz some dorkish intruter comes 2 school, we all get detinion util it sleeps. (It meaning the dorkish unwanted gest, and sleeps meaning gone.)

Every year on Halloween, the kindergardeners and 1st graders at my school do this thing call a costume parade. It was pointless. My friend's lil bro said, "Geoff, ur fat," every time he passed by. I pretended to like them.

Add me on my 2 youtubes:

http://www.youtube.com/user/amusingsbnl
http://www.youtube.com/user/xtremeone97

Add me on ICHC:

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-flamemastercrash107/

First Entry

2008-10-31T17:21:00.000-07:00

Hi, My name is Geoff. I have other accounts on the internet, with YouTube and Icanhascheezburger. I wanted to bring all of my other accounts together with this blog... and write about what I think.

That's All. More coming soon.