Plz, spit out ur painkiller gum, and DON'T take out another piece!

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I chew gum because it's painkiller gum that I chew. They export it illegely from Mexico to US A. But my princible won't doesn't care. This is what sucks about my school, they won't allow gum, no exceptions! Then when my teacher noticed, she told me to spit out my gum. I say no, and then she starts saying, "I've got a flameflower that I aint'nt afraid to use" and " I'll throw off u a 3,000 foot ledge."

She had to do stuff like that, she a teacher! Later, the flavor died, and I didn't have the whole pack, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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